Amateur Hour

I broke my stove last month.  It was completely stupid.  I dropped a bottle of soy sauce, and the glass top shattered.  The bottle survived.  I had no idea that glass top stoves were so delicate!  When I called GE to find out how much the replacement part would be, they quoted me an absolutely [...]

So, here’s what scares me these days.  Every so often, I find an errant sippy cup somewhere – in the car, under the couch, in the corner of a toy box, somewhere – a sippy cup that once contained milk, but now contains something else entirely.  Something chunky and disgusting that smells absolutely evil.  I am [...]