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26 Jan

It figures…

Charlie has a runny nose today. 
I’m sure it has nothing to do with our trip to the commissary on Wednesday.  I let him sit in one of those cute shopping carts that looks like a truck.  He *licked* the steering wheel.  Ewwwwwww.  Not a whole lot that antibacterial gel can do for that.
The shopping trip [...]

15 Nov

Fear

So, here’s what scares me these days.  Every so often, I find an errant sippy cup somewhere – in the car, under the couch, in the corner of a toy box, somewhere – a sippy cup that once contained milk, but now contains something else entirely.  Something chunky and disgusting that smells absolutely evil.  I am [...]

12 Apr

My wonderful husband

got up and fed the baby this morning. Forget grand, romantic gestures – its little things like this that make me want to devote the rest of my life to this man. By taking over my job this morning, I was free to take a shower, which has been more difficult to squeeze [...]

22 Mar

Job Description

Growing enterprise seeks energetic manager.
Minimum Qualifications: Marriage License (not an industry standard across the board, but we highly recommend it.)
Skills: Being nocturnal helps, as well as whatever is the opposite of nocturnal (dayturnal?) at the same time. What we mean is, how long can you go without sleep? Also, being able to do [...]

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